A firm belief attracts facts. They come out in holes in the ground an' cracks in the' wall to support belief, but they run away from doubt.

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription.

If Christian scientists had more science and doctors more Christianity, it wouldn't make any difference which you called in - if you had a good nurse.

I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read his prescription.

The past always looks better than it was because it isn't here.

It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it.

Don't jump on a man unless he is down.

The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.

There ain't any news in being good. You might write the doings of all the convents of the world on the back of a postage stamp, and have room to spare.

The world is not growing worse and it is not growing better - it is just turning around as usual.